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Sunday, November 28, 2004

Tom Coburn and Lesbians

It's the end of the week again and time to revisit the illustrious raison d'etre for the blog. There's a bit of cause for concern, however, as a google search reveals the number of hits for "Tom Coburn" and "lesbians" has dropped to a distressing 1,000.

Come on, people, let's do our work. This is a story we can't let die.

Although I have to admit, the top hits are pretty amusing. Beware the lesbians in the bathroom and The Attack of the Fifty Foot Lesbians (a post on a forum which names the link to the original audio a sassy "Lesbians Away!") are two of the more prominent offerings this week. Coburn and all his lesbians appear to have become quite a hit on the porno channels, as well, but I refuse to give any of those links --- you're just going to have to find them yourself.

Now a search on "Tom Coburn" and "lesbian" proves more fruitful.

This search yields over 4,000 hits, including a most enlightening thread at Blogs for Bush. I've included this thread because it is just such a wonderful reminder of the mentality of the Bushinistas.

"Lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they'll only let one girl go to the bathroom. Now think about it. Think about that issue. How is it that that's happened to us?"

Republican Tom Coburn
Posted by: Greg at October 13, 2004 09:16 AM


Do you have a point you're trying to make here?
Posted by: Faye at October 13, 2004 10:10 AM

I guess he is trying to promote homosexual behavior in schools in Oklahoma and is trying to complain that Coburn finds it alarming. Typical liberal.
Posted by: Scaramonga at October 13, 2004 10:45 AM

Just pointing out that Tom Coburn is insane. Other than that, seems like a fine guy.
Posted by: Greg at October 13, 2004 11:22 AM

A donk's definition of insanity: If you are concerned about the rampant rise of homosexuality in your children's schools, you are insane.

Or maybe calling someone insane because you don't happen to agree with their values is the donk version of "reasoned" debate.

In either case, how could anyone take that kind of behavior as worth consideration?
Posted by: Scaramonga at October 13, 2004 12:03 PM

No, insanity is making up a lesbian invasion of middle-schools. Before he made this outrageous claim, no one had heard of any lesbian invasion in SE Oklahoma. Girls could go to the bathroom in whatever numbers they wanted (although one would imagine that teachers would only let one go at a time during class). The teachers hadn't heard of this lesbian invasion, the superintendant hadn't heard of the lesbian invasion. In honor of that, here's a new hat for Tom. Should help with both the lesbian invasion and the CIA transmission's he's picking up through his teeth. Posted by: Greg at October 13, 2004 1:35 PM

Yeegads! I didn't realize it's an invasion. I'm surprised Bush isn't all over this one.


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