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Tom Coburn is a Big Fat Jerk


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Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Smackdown: Cookie vs. The Imperial Dragon Mahon

I hereby challenge Dennis Mahon, former KKK Imperial Dragon and highranking official with White Aryan Resistance, currently employed as a security guard in Tulsa to a psychological bitchslap fight.

Loser publicly acknowledges White Supremacy is a completely lame and doofus ideology, rife with Beavis and Butthead material. Winner basks in the knowledge that White Supremacy is so lame that even Beavis and Butthead won't touch it.

The challenge will occur in three stages:
1. Handjive competition;
2. Naming varieties of tomatoes and their most desirable cultivation;
3. Spelling bee;
4. Idiolectology, or idjit-speak.

The challenged has until Midnight Thursday to answer, or forfeits his rights to trumpet White Supremacist ideology anywhere in the state of Oklahoma.


At 1:17 AM, Blogger Leila M. said...

oh man thats funny. rotfl

At 10:25 AM, Blogger Cookie said...

He didn't respond to the challenge, so that mean he lost the bitchslap fight. :=D


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