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Tom Coburn is a Big Fat Jerk


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Friday, October 21, 2005

I'm trying to write ...

... a resume for a job that I have absolutely no qualifications for. Despite this, there are people quite certain I will not only land the job, but will do better in it than anyone ever has in the entire history of that job's existence.

I'm not so sure, however. I mean, I just spent two weeks thinking my digicam was broken because I kept forgetting to take the lens cap off. Yes, I'm exhausted, but --- ? That's lame, man, lame, and doesn't speak well of my ability to take on this high powered job requiring nonstop multitasking and decision-making and lean mean cognitive mental power machine capavilities.

But i have to do something. My current job is plum wearing me out. The kicker came when an insane female student who has been causing me trouble since the beginning of the semester, when this student basically threatened me. The whole thing has turned into this huge thing which is now fortunately completely out of my hands. But good gawd, people.

It totally exhausted my little brain.

So I don't know. My last computer crashed before I had time to print out my most recent resumes. And I can't even quite remember what I was doing five years ago. So that's not helping any.

But I'm doing the resume anyway and applying for this job I have absolutely no qualifications for and by gawd we'll just see now, won't we.

Gawd, let this semester be over!